She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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