so that wasnt chicken after all
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
