The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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