I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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