while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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