Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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