Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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