im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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