So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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