Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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