dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
