found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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