How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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