Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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