Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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