as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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