Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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