Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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