PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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