Banned from zoo.
Again?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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