Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I can't turn off my feet"
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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