Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Randomize
