don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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