you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
PANTIES FOUND
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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