But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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