You just made me feel so damn special
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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