I'm so fucking centered right now
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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