i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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