Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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