i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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