And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize