Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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