I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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