I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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