That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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