Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My vagina is very pro this idea
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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