i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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