Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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