Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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