Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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