Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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