I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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