You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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