ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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