i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
we made out on top of his cat.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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