finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Someone signed my nipple.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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