Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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