i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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