just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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