You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
i've created a new STD.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm experimenting with sincerity
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Randomize