weddingsv make me drug and hornr
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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