Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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