And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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